Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK
Excuse me do you give head to strangers? No. Well then allow me to introduce myself.
If this bar is a meat market... you must be the prime rib.
Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that was a Braille name tag
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Hey baby... I can tell we both love the same things; Me!
That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were on you I'd be coming too.
I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.
If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If loving me is wrong you don't wanna be right
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.
Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
I'm good at math: U + I = 69
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you
If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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